Tim Tebow was let go from the New York Jets BUT he has already gotten a job offer. The"Lingerie" Football League sent his agent a letter offering him the quarterback coaching position in their league.

Lindsay Lohan has 4 days to enroll in her court ordered rehab. The judge said  she only has to be ENROLLED and her actual check in date can be later. Why does she keep putting it off...Someone call her and tell her to get in there and get it over with.

Taylor Swift bought herself a lil summer home in Rhode Island. Its a $17 million beachfront mansion. 11,000 square-foot estate which sits on over 5 acres and she paid cash.

Dancing With The Stars tonight the results show. Michael Buble will perform and a New Jersey drill team too.

The Voice...the knockout rounds continue which means we get to see more YUMMY Adam Levine.

Josh and his wife Rachel don't have any human children but their dogs are their babies and I am confident that he gives her a Mother's Day gift every year. Their dogs have their own closets of clothes AND she plans ELABORATE birthday parties for her babies...she's a MOM! (That is Pretzels on her 2nd birthday)

THIS would be THE perfect gift for Rachel and the dog loving mom in your life!

It promises that Mom will know exactly wha her dog is thinking by translating each bark and converting it to English. Im thinking there is no way it actually works BUT it would be fun to try.

Alright Moms, what would you REALLY like to get for Mother's Day this year????

Michael Jordan got married over the weekend and there were 2,000 guests there to witness his big day. He married a 35 year old model named Yvette Prieto in Palm Beach Florida. (hes 50 by the way) Usher was there and Tiger Woods. The reception was at his house with 3 tents that covered the size of 2 football fields. This is his 2nd marriage. He was married to Juanita Jordan for 17 years and they have 3 adult kids.

So there are lots of people that think that Chris Brown and Rihanna shouldnt be dating. Its interesting to know HIS dad is one of those people. He told a newspaper that they should have NEVER gotten back together. He said he understands Chris' attraction to her but he doesnt think they have the proper balance to maintain a good relationship. He thinks "You have to have someone who is spontaneous and whimsical but you also have to have someone who is grounded and logical." Hmmmm as much as they are into doing the opposite of what everyone wants them to do, Im guessing that interview just motivated them to stay together for at least 2 extra months.

Ashton Kutcher got into a scuffle at a country music festival in in California this weekend after a security guard got out of hand. Apparently Ashton was in the VIP area near the stage and a woman approached him to say hi and shake his hand. When he went to greet her a security jumped in and shoved Ashton and the lady. This made Ashton upset and he and the security guard got into a fight and Ashtons friends had to restrain him. The guard demanded that Kutcher be ejected, but he left on his own. Witnesses said Ashton wasnt to blame. Im guessing there will be a security looking for a job after all that mess is cleared up.\

Jessica Simpson's parents can join me in my Freedom 2013 Divorce Club!!! They ended their 34 year marriage yesterday with Tina citing "discord or conflict of personalities." This is all after she accused him of having an affair with another man. Joe told TMZ the accusations are "ridiculous. " No details yet on who got what but the big fight was over who will get to run the day to day operations of Jessica's fashion empire.

Sylvester Stallone's family is mourning the loss of their puppy Phoebe who was found dead after a coyote attack earlier this month. Thats a sad story and Im sorry they lost their dog but we need to talk about the flyer they put out when they were looking for her...offering a $10,000 reward for Phoebe's safe return. $10,000 for a puppy REALLY???? Stallone's rep says Phoebe's death has been very difficult for the family. Im guessing so WOW

Movies This Weekend

Pain and Gain: starring Mark Wahlberg and The Rock looks like it might be funny after a couple of glasses of wine

(Warning: VERY strong language in this trailer..please dont watch with the kids around)

Mark Wahlberg had to put on 47 pounds for his role in the movie. Not that any of us are looking to gain weight but this is how he did it.  

The Big Wedding starring Robert De Niro, Diane Keaton, Katherine Heigl, Susan Sarandon and Amanda Seyfried

Ryan Lochte just isnt funny when hes trying to be funny..... Pool Water Commercial

Hey Kim Kardashian.... I didnt know they made maternity thongs. Seriously, embrace the beauty of being pregnant and stop taking the cheap routes of trying to be "sexy."

Mark Wahlberg told TMZ he would be willing to REUNITE with The Funky Bunch to raise money for the victims of the Boston Marathon Bombing. The boys were all born and raised in Boston and he said he would happily do it to help the victims. The great news isthe rest of the guys told TMZ back in March that they think a reunion show would be "amazing." Now that we know they would all get together lets do this Marky Mark thing.

Justin Bieber lives in a gated neighborhood with tons of other celebs like Kourtney Kardashian, Keyshawn Johnson and the Jackson Family. They are all a little upset about a proposed realty tv show that producers want to shoot in their gated, guarded community. I would love to spy on that Homeowners Association Meeting. :)

KE$HA will be on with Ryan Seacrest to talk about her new MTV show  "My Crazy Beautiful Life"