I came across this article about bilingual celebrities and I admit I was surprised. Did you know Will Smith speaks fluent Spanish (like he can do more than "Bienvendo a Miami")! I showed my wife and she didn't get past Number 5 and I suspect most women won't because they'll be too busy swooning over Bradley Cooper (AGAIN). Did you know Bradley Cooper is fluent in French? Like women aren't already falling over his hot and hilarious acting. Like being fluent in abs isn't enough. Damn you, Bradley. Damn you and your bilingual abs.
Here's an old interview of Bradley Cooper where he's speaking French. I have no idea what he's saying, but it's probably something like "Hey, Josh, your wife is going to think I'm SO HOT in this interview. She's going to tell all her friends and they're going to talk about how hot I am and how I speak French. They only French you know is a broken version of the chef singing when he was trying to cook Sebastian in The Little Mermaid. I'm going to do like ten thousand sit ups now."