Just in time for “THE BIG GAME”  a dip that would have made BIG TEX proud (RIP). This is a 17lb, 47 layer party dip, so if you are inviting over 30 of your closest friends, or just one Jessica Simpson, this dip should do the trick.

GROCERY SHOPPING LIST FOR THIS BEAST

1 box yellow "Mexican" rice (Goya)

1 box cornbread mix (Jiffy)

1 box mac n cheese (Kraft)

1 package taco seasoning mix (Ortega)

one 12-oz. can each:

pinto beans

black beans

beef chili (Hormel)

refried beans

one 12-oz. jar/bottle each:

red salsa

green salsa

salsa con queso

ketchup

hot sauce (Cholula)

1 small can or jar each:

pickled jalapeños

pickled okra (Rick's Picks Smokra)

dill pickles

black olives

1 large Nacho Cheese Doritos

1 large bag Cool Ranch Doritos

1 large bag Fritos

2 large bags sturdy tortilla chips (for dipping)

1 (approx. 12-oz.) container each:

sour cream

guacamole

fresh pico de gallo salsa

4 eggs

1 block or 1 package pre-grated/crumbled:

pepper jack cheese

cheddar cheese

feta or cotija cheese

1/2 lb. ground turkey

1/2 lb. ground beef

1/2 lb. pulled pork (prepared from a store or restaurant)

1 package chorizo sausages

1 package bacon or bacon bits

1 cucumber

1 avocado

1 mango

1 head (or 1/2 head) red cabbage

1 head iceberg lettuce

1 bunch cilantro

1 bell pepper

3 jalapeño peppers

1 bunch scallions

1 red onion

2 yellow onions

2 large tomatoes or 1 box cherry tomatoes

2-3 limes

1 bag frozen tater tots (Ore Ida)

1 bag frozen corn

10-pc Chicken McNuggets (McDonald's)

1 large french fries