The 18 year-old kid that stole Guy Fieri's yellow Lamborghini, Max Wade, is upset because he is afraid that he won't be getting a fair trail since Guy, of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (lovingly called Triple D by fans) and other Food Network shows, is such a celebrity.

Even the neon hair of Guy and the bling he wears on each of his fingers can't distract from the fact that Wade, in addition to stealing the car, has also attempted a murder and then tried to get his friends to break him out of prison (using wire cutters and a sledgehammer because who cares about being discreet, right?).

I want to be on the jury so badly.

Hey Wade, guess what? The Triple D you're going to get in prison isn't Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, naw what I mean?

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