Hahaha! Donovan McNabb's mom wrote a song about him! When my mom leaves me voicemails, she sometimes sings them. There is a reason that no one has heard these messages and why I am thrilled text messaging now exists. Even with the "professional production" my mom's voicemails lack, Mama McNabb's song is still ridiculous due to the lyrics (which she awesomely included in the music video so that we can all learn them, I guess).
The least embarrassing part is when she sings "Ohh Ohh ooo..." Don't worry you won't miss it, because it's also spelled out in the lyrics.
I dare someone to dance to this song with their mom at their wedding reception.