Today is my wife's birthday! Yay! It's a milestone birthday for sure. She's 50. Just kidding!

Unfortunately, today also marks the following things that make today a birthday bummer:

1. Remember whenever someone used to mention The Clash and you thought of the English punk band? Now when I hear the word "clash" I think of puppets and teens and sadness. Kevin Clash aka Elmo has resigned from Sesame Street. Apparently there is a second accuser who says he was a teen during a relationship with Clash. http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/20/voice-of-elmo-kevin-clash-sued-allegations-sex-underage-boy-sesame-street/

2. The United Kingdom just made their last typewriter EVER. Of course, now I WANT one. I also want one of those morse code thingys. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20391538

3. The rumors of a Wayne's World 3 were found to be a hoax. How dare someone dangle this in front of us only to take it away! Oh cruel world! Also, what happened to the Zoolander sequel? Maybe it's best not to mess with perfection!

Happy Birthday, Rachel! I hope you didn't read this blog entry!