Guys, I just invented this joke! "What's black and white and painted black on the bottom? Martha Stewart and her Christina Louboutains!"

Get it?! No? Okay, I'll explain. 

Proving that she must be crafty at all things, Martha Stewart recently told InStyle.com that she paints the bottoms of her Christina Louboutin shoes black because she doesn't like the trademark red bottoms.

My typical response to anyone else would be a very sarcastic, "Why mess with designer shoes? Save yourself $600 and get Steve Maddens or something," but Martha Stewart won me over long ago when she drank a 40 oz. and ate a Taco Bell burrito with Conan O'Brien. Do whatevs you want, Martha! Here's an old, but awesome video.