Here are three things that bother me today:
1. All my sports teams lost this past week! No wins for Arsenal, SMU, the Rangers or the Cowboys, and FC Dallas got a draw (but that's almost like a loss when you are in the playoff hunt). My heart is broken. I don't even want to talk about it.
2. What if the Disney Villains won? These alternate endings to Disney classics are both cool and disturbing. Also, I hope to scare any future children I have with these photos someday. See photos here.
3. Miley Cyrus. I heard she was going to be playing Bonnie in a 'Bonnie & Clyde' movie to be shown on BOTH the History Channel and Lifetime. History Channel, really dude? Yes, I am assuming you are a dude that produces only cool and historically accurate shows that teach us things that make us sound smart. Do you realize the damage you are doing by putting Miley Cyrus in a movie? If I watch it, I'm probably going to learn facts and when I repeat those facts and then have to cite my source as Miley Cyrus the damage to my reputation will be irreversible. I shake my fist angrily at you, History Channel!
Lifetime, I should have known. You are sly little minx, all seducing the History Channel to associate with you! You're probably going to leave him when another more popular and manly channel (possibly AMC) comes along. Enjoy it because it can't last forever. Revenge on ABC is back now and it's great for getting a fix of things that are mushy, melodramatic and suspenseful. Who is going to want you now?