To promote its premiere of the new Iron Man movie, a theater in Jefferson City, Missouri, hired several people to dress in full tactical gear and storm the screening with fake weapons drawn...

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A notorious criminal in Colombia broke out of prison earlier this year, and didn't turn up in a massive nationwide manhunt. 

And now we know why.  Turns out he got a, quote, "convincing sex change." 

He's been working as a PROSTITUTE for the past two months, and was only caught while police were doing a regular sweep for hookers.

He looks a little rough without all the hair and make-up...

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The real estate blog Movoto.com put out a list of the '10 Mst Redneck Cities in America' yesterday.

Here's the criteria they used to rank the cities:

• Percent of population that didn’t complete high school
• Number of gun and ammo stores per capita
• Number of taxidermists per capita
• Number of cowboy boot stores per capita
• Number of country radio stations per capita
• Number of NASCAR race tracks close by
• Number of Walmarts per capita
• Number of riding lawn mower/tractor repair shops per capita

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From GAWKER.com:

This 38-year-old gymnastics instructor was profiled on last night's season finale of My Crazy Obsession for her Troll doll affinity.

She goes by the name of Michelle Kerrins, but she is such a Shelly. Her obsession is amusing enough, but it's really her delivery that makes her story so riveting (her "Troll 2" license plate doesn't hurt either).

Forget the cartoon adaptations, this woman speaks like a Troll doll should speak, her helium-filled peanut shell of a voice enthusing things like, "They're in all my crevices!" and "I like the odd things in life."

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MOTHER’S DAY GIFT IDEAS

She is the most important woman in our life, so we must make mom feel special on Mother’s Day.

Sure, you can always send her flowers and chocolates but there are other great options as well.

Here are some great gift ideas that mom is sure to love from select retailers at NorthPark Center!

Helen Ficalora Charms

For a sweet and sentimental gift, you can’t go wrong with a Helen Ficalora “Mom” charm.

Tons of celeb moms like Jennifer Garner, Jodi Foster and Sandra Bullock all love her jewelry.

You can get charms that say “Mom” or even “Aunt”, “Mimi”, “Grama” and “Nana.”

There are also alphabet charms as well so you can wear your children’s initials.

This is a wonderful gift that mom can wear forever.

You can choose from sterling silver as well as yellow and rose gold.

Prices start at $50 for sterling silver and $150 for gold.

Fresh Travel Essentials Kit (above) 

Pamper mom with this great travel essentials kit from Fresh.

The kit includes skincare and body care products, including a Sugar Lip Treatment, Soy Face Cleanser, Black Tea Face Cream, Hesperides Gel and Lotion and Soy Shampoo and Conditioner for $48.

The kit comes boxed and ready to go, so no special wrapping necessary (take note Dads!).

L’Occitane La Collection de Grasse (above)

What mom doesn’t love to smell fabulous?

This new collection of fragrances from L’Occitane is the perfect gift.

Choose from The Vert & Bigarde, Magnolia & Mure, Jasmin & Bergamote and Vanille & Narcisse. Each full size bottle retails for $75. 

Nordstrom’s Zella Booty Pant

If mom loves to workout, the super flattering Zella booty pant is a must.

It will make your rear look half its size (no joke!) and also slims hips and thighs.

You can wear these for any kind of exercise from yoga to pilates to running.

They’re also great for running around and doing errands.

The retail price is $62.

Henri Bendel Canvas Magazine Tote (above)

A new handbag is ALWAYS a much appreciated gift!

I love the new Canvas Magazine tote bags available at Henri Bendel.

The leather trim colors are great (coral, blue, natural and black).

The bags won’t get dirty because the material is a pre-treated stain resistant canvas (perfect for moms!).

It comes with a removable and adjustable crossbody strap so mom can go hands-free.

It can also be used as a clutch when the strap is removed and the bag is folded over.

These bags sell for $298.

All of the above 'Mother'a Dy Gift Ideas' and so many more fabulous Mother's Day fashion choices are available at North Park Center.

And for more fashion updates "like" Victoria's 'Beauty Buzz Book' page on facebook and listen every Friday morning at 8:10 for more 'Fashion Friday with Victoria Snee'.

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Here's a heartwarming parenting story just in time for MOTHER'S DAY.

29-year-old Kristine Noffsinger of Round Rock, Texas is a single mother.

She has two daughters, an eight-year-old and a 10-year-old.

They also have a family dog named Teddy. Back on April 17th, Kristine took a trip to St. Louis by herself.

And in her infinite parenting wisdom . . . she left her two kids HOME ALONE.

No babysitter, no family members, nothing. BUT . . . she took Teddy to the PetSmart Pet Hotel.

In other words, she did a far better job making sure her DOG was taken care of than her kids.

The next day, police heard about the girls and found them in the house.

It's not clear who tipped them off.

The kids have been sent to live with their father, and Kristine is facing two felony child endangerment charges.

She's looking at up to two years in prison.

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Moral of the story: if you're on Kiss Cam, just indulge your companion and give them a peck.

Otherwise, you might end up covered in a beverage...

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Really Kim? The whole 'I made my dress out of curtains' suits a woman of a certain age, like Mrs. Doubtfire, but how did Kanye let you out of the house in that? 

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From WFAA:

DUNCANVILLE — A YouTube video of a Duncanville High School student giving his history teacher a lesson has gone viral, and has his district talking.

"If you would just get up and teach us instead of handing 'em a packet yo, there's kids in here that don't learn like that... they need to learn face-to-face," said student Jeff Bliss on the 84-second video clip recorded by a classmate.

"You want kids to come to class? You want them to get excited? You gotta come in here, you gotta make 'em excited, to change him and make him better, you gotta touch his freakin' heart. You can't expect a kid to change if all you do is just tell him."

See the full Channel 8 story HERE

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