These are some of the best moments from the 2013 video posted on Jagger's blog page.
43-year-oldJoe Berti of Austin has ZERO chance of winning the lottery . . . because he just used up a LIFETIME'S worth of luck this week.
On Monday, he ran the Boston Marathon for a charity that helps kids with rare disorders. And he finished THIRTY SECONDS before the first bomb exploded. The bomb missed him, but his wife was hit by a little shrapnel, although she wasn't hurt.
Then, he went back home and back to work. And as he was driving home from a meeting on Wednesday, he drove RIGHT past that FERTILIZER PLANT in Texas, right after it EXPLODED.
That's right . . . this guy just missed the explosions in Boston AND Texas.
Joe says, quote, "It's a miracle. People keep saying, 'Don't you feel unlucky?' and I was actually the opposite, saying not only do I not feel unlucky, but I feel blessed that my wife could be 10 yards from the explosion and not have a scratch."
Joe is also one of the CEO's on what looks like a pretty cheesy production of a reality TV show...
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