These are some of the best moments from the 2013 video posted on Jagger's blog page.
Earlier this year, 29-year-old Dwayne Matthews was walking down the street drunk when a van pulled up next to him.
The guys in the van offered to sell him a rare, stolen, GIANT SNAKE. And Dwayne took the deal.
The snake was an African rock snake . . . the world's THIRD-LARGEST SNAKE. They kill animals like ANTELOPES and CROCODILES by constricting around them, suffocating them, then swallowing them WHOLE.
But Dwayne didn't know any of that. He just knew he had a cool, new, giant snake. So he brought his new 10-FOOT African rock snake home, and left it in the living room . . . while a friend of his slept on the couch.
When Dwayne woke up the next morning, he found the snake next to the couch, REARING UP with its JAW UNHINGED, and SECONDS away from trying to KILL his friend and SWALLOW HIM WHOLE.
So he tossed a heavy blanket over the snake, subdued it, and called the local zoo to come get it.
This week, he got a suspended eight-week sentence for receiving stolen goods.
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